whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

hestersgeek:

Rita, how are you even real?

karmy + kisses (◡‿◡✿) 

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

Not all monsters do monstrous things.

diannaagron 🌺🍍

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

poseys182:

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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